The Definition, The Purpose & Expectations...

Monday, September 27, 2010

The contenders for "Shitty Service is our Game Award 2010"

There's a war between Cell C, @Telkom SA & @Eskom on who can give the shittiest service....5FM Dj phones Eskom complaining his electricity has been off 4a week already, despite calling a week ago...Darling dearest on the other end instructs him 2 get candles & him how is he's charging his phone, tunes him grief 4 complaining that she is ordering lunch while he is talking, little did she know it was on air. Oops Eksdom!!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Cell C does it again...only this time I have had enough of this crap!!!

Cell C has done it again, only this time I am not going 2 hold back on what I have experienced in the past, & now once again experiencing as we speak. 2 add insult 2 injury I am going 2 go large with regards 2 whom this is shared with, where it will b posted & let me warn u now, those little dark secrets u keep will b revealed 2 all & it will become public knowledge. Stop bull shitting clients!!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Big Boy

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Ngiri - The runt of the litter

The Award for Best New Corporate Image goes to Cell C...

Cell C & their advertising agency have captured the true essence of their new corporate image, a total revamp of their corporate colours, logo, sommer alles eksĂ©! 
 
 
The mindset of this new image goes in line with their bullshit baffles brains approach to their clients, I mean 4G, we the first to get 4G before anyone else?? It's a 3G wolf in sheep's clothing...for long enough we have been ripped off by high prices and shitty service, now they think that by re-branding and dropping their prices to what it should of been a very long time ago, they can feed us this hog wash and expect it to fly, among the masses yes maybe, but not this soon to be ex-client of theirs. 
 
 
Please understand that I am not going out of my way here...I'm just merely stating the facts...Congratulations Cell C, your new corporate image is an exact resemblance of your service delivery and service levels....shit! In 2 months time I port 3 contracts over to a more customer driven service provider with more stability, more coverage and more respect for its clients. 
 
 
Customer comes first...

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

The Gti

Got away lucky...

Executive Taxi taken out by Gti

Left 1 occupant of the taxi dead and others critically injured

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Thursday, September 2, 2010